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Viewing Member - woderwick


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About Me:
Just Your average "Bio cat herder" with a sword.
 
My Current Status:
tex mex testing .... chew ...... three ..... fore .........
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My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
A lesbian girl
Marital Status:
Children:
Age:
99
Location:
In The Triangle, Bermuda
NN Status:


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Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Libra
My Favourite posters on NN are:
someone who has not joined yet, I predict they will join 23rd Dec 2012 ;) at exactly 4 minutes past midnight standard Zimbabwean time ;) allowing for error in the Mayan calender ;)
Interests I have are:
Astrology / New Age, Golf
Other Interests I have are:
bank interest!, recycling tea bags!, not Golf!!.
I am also up for:
A Homosexual Encounter
I have been a Member of NN since:
20-Jul-07, and I am a premium member
I last logged into NN:
14-Apr-12
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Mixed Race
Body Type: Huge
Body Shape: Hourglass
Height: 7' 10" (239cm)
Weight: 501lbs (35st 11lbs) (227.2kg)
Eye Colour: Hazel
Hair Colour: Blonde
Best Feature: Ears
Pubic Hair: Natural
Tatoos:
Piercings:
Penis Length: 19" (48.3cm)
Penis Girth: 0.4" (1cm)
Circumcised:
My Professional Life:
Education: Post Graduate
Employment Status: Homemaker
Industry: Transport
Job Role: Senior Management
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: Like Chimney
Drinking: Socially
Food Preference: Vegan
Religion: Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour: Clownish / Silly
Social Behaviour: Meet people easily
Personality: Joker
Libido: Rampant
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
certainly wasn't a golf course, could have bean though ? you will never know ~(: do they have big rocks on golf courses? well it was behind that rock? or was it the 19th hole?
Spoken Languages:
Greek
My Favourites:
Movie: Attack of da Killer Tomatoes
Actor/Actress: the lady with the big boobs in the jam commercial
Book: dont do books, that wot tha internets is four
Author: no need
Song: Tree blind mice.
Band: Rubber
TV Show: You an me Baby on the Discovery Channel
Sport: Golf
Drink: Iced Coffee
Food: Spare Ribs :))
Pastime: picking ma nose
Thing: yep, spot on "Thing" from Adams family :)
Sex Position: the GOLF club.
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
Elvira
Self Description:
What makes me happy: Not GOLF
What makes me sad: Golf
What makes me mad: GOLF
My bad habits: Not, GOLF
My Final Thought:
My biggest regret is...
get ya cotton pickin schnoz outa ma pants ya little varmit!!! Told ya !!! GET YA COTTON PICKIN SCHNOZ OUTA MA PANTS!!!
   

(Profile last updated: 25-May-12)


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Comments:
IxChel777   Posted: 24-Apr-12  10:18:43 (31 days ago)

lol on your "favourite posters on NN":D

msstoner   Posted: 22-Mar-12  9:50:55 (64 days ago)

WICK..SOMETHING ABOUT THAT COLOR MAKES US LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC!!! OH YEAH>>> THANK YOU FOR THE VERY HELPFUL INFO IN STATUS EARLIER TODAY...WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND:-):-)PEACE&LOVE>>>THE STONERS (d&j)

bigpru   Posted: 4-Mar-12  12:54:29 (82 days ago)

Thanks a lot for always making me smile.

BraGirl   Posted: 11-Feb-12  19:29:52 (103 days ago)

A very special friend to me xx:)xx

lennyknatural   Posted: 5-Feb-12  20:29:32 (109 days ago)

;)

msstoner   Posted: 1-Feb-12  4:25:22 (114 days ago)

we both really miss you wick so hurry up and get well so you can get back on cam and make us laugh!!!!.lots of love the stoners

happyhumper69   Posted: 30-Jan-12  2:06:11 (116 days ago)

Kilroy wuz heer :P

msstoner   Posted: 9-Dec-11  5:30:55 (168 days ago)

THANK YOU FOR WELCOMING US TO THE NN CAM...WE HAVE BEEN ENJOYING YOUR PICS AND VIDS!!!WIC YOU REALLY ARE THE NN WIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!!! FRIENDS, DIXIE & JEFF

MissMoana   Posted: 5-Dec-11  6:38:30 (172 days ago)

You profile had me grinning. I love it.

fesckha   Posted: 8-Nov-11  21:25:55 (198 days ago)

u like mountain disasters? :PPP

janedoe1969   Posted: 5-Nov-11  14:34:33 (201 days ago)

Omg you put a smile on face and a twinkle in my eye. So funny!

marko1oo   Posted: 22-Oct-11  18:37:33 (215 days ago)

clever man and i like your humour

dirtycopper   Posted: 23-Sep-11  11:05:46 (245 days ago)

Wods the Wise, NN's very own wizard. ;)

mang_da_slug   Posted: 21-Sep-11  11:11:29 (247 days ago)

mang da slug wuz here

Whispermyname   Posted: 21-Sep-11  10:00:38 (247 days ago)

Ahhh the wonderful and wise Woder Hugz!!!!

NN   Posted: 20-Sep-11  15:38:09 (247 days ago)

I like this too

rattacatcat   Posted: 20-Sep-11  15:35:17 (247 days ago)

Hi Wods! I really like your silent movie in your gallery :-)

woderwick   Posted: 20-Sep-11  15:06:08 (247 days ago)

I LIKE THIS :)


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